John Paxson is set to hire "the closest thing to himself" as the new coach of the Bulls. John Paxson in his several month struggle to find someone he can relate to, has decided to offer the Bulls coaching vacancy to his NBA twin, Vinny Del Negro. Del Negro is a white former NBA basketball player, who could shoot, wore small tight basketball shorts, and whose bio would read "overachiever" whose lack of athleticism made him a perfect 3-point shooter. Does this sound familiar to anyone? Paxson probably took one look at Del Negro and fell in love with himself again.
Joking aside. I have no idea if Del Negro will be a good coach. But here is the problem, neither does John Paxson or anyone for that matter, because Del Negro has NEVER coached before. Not even sat at the end of Phil Jackson's coaching posse bench. I mean Patrick F'in Ewing has coaching experience! I'll give credit to Paxson for taking such a large risk. I hope it pays off.
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But really, 7 weeks to get Vinnie Del Negro?
D'Antoni > Collins > Del Negro.
He gets fired in 2 years.
However, Del Negro < > ? to Michael Curry? Yikes.
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